{"id":19,"date":"2011-04-15T17:24:30","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T00:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnworsley.name\/?page_id=19"},"modified":"2012-05-28T22:12:02","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T05:12:02","slug":"perileikhophobia","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/?page_id=19","title":{"rendered":"Perileikhophobia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>From The Abyss, Summer Solstice 1999 edition, vol. 1.5<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Finally the day was here, that once-a-year day she had anticipated for so long: the last day of school.  The last time for three entire months she  would have to endure the walk home.  While her friends were consumed by thoughts of what they\u2019d be doing with their summer vacations, all she could think of was surviving the beast this last time.  It wasn\u2019t the claws.  It wasn\u2019t the jumping.  It wasn\u2019t the growling.  It wasn\u2019t the  barking.  It wasn\u2019t the smell.  Her best friend\u2019s Dalmation had all that and was completely lovable.  No, it was the thought of that pink  undulating dripping oral extrusion coming anywhere near her that brought  her heartbeat to a fevered pitch while simultaneously bringing her muscles to a sudden halt.  Okay, so she was allergic to saliva, but this went way beyond that.  There was something about the sensation of being  covered in slime from something\u2019s mouth that simply overpowered her  rational faculties.  She had Perileikhophobia, the fear of being licked  all over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Abyss, Summer Solstice 1999 edition, vol. 1.5 Finally the day was here, that once-a-year day she had anticipated for so long: the last day of school. The last time for three entire months she would have to endure the walk home. While her friends were consumed by thoughts of what they\u2019d be doing&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/?page_id=19\" title=\"Perileikhophobia\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Perileikhophobia<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":16,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["entry","author-me","post-19","page","type-page","status-publish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19\/revisions\/146"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}