{"id":30,"date":"2011-04-15T17:56:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T00:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnworsley.name\/?page_id=30"},"modified":"2012-05-28T22:14:08","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T05:14:08","slug":"phuramatophobia","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/?page_id=30","title":{"rendered":"Phuramatophobia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>From The Abyss, July 1999 vol. 1.6<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Uneasiness.  It was the first sensation he noticed upon waking, and  after a moment\u2019s reflection he realized why he felt it &#8211; his nose was  filled with a peculiar odor.  It seemed familiar, but what was it?  He  arose from his bed to seek the source.  The smell got stronger when he  stood, which told him it was a warm odor.  Hearing the rain upon the  windows, he knew the source had to be here inside the house.  As he left  the bedroom, a suspicion formed in his mind.  It couldn\u2019t be that.  He  was only visiting for two days &#8211; she could have waited till he was gone.   His pace quickened toward the kitchen, then slowed and stopped before  he got there.  There was no doubt now that the aroma was diffusing from  the kitchen.  His suspicions must be correct.  But he couldn\u2019t bring  himself to enter and find out for certain; the thought of coming face to  face with that heinousness was too much for him.  He had nightmares  about it, the soft, warm, sticky mass overspreading his supine form,  holding him down, blanketing his face, suffocating him.  If he looked,  he knew it would be there on the counter, basking in the light, slowly  swelling, swelling, swelling, swelling till it consumed everything!   He\u2019d never told his sister that he had Phuramatophobia, the fear of  dough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Abyss, July 1999 vol. 1.6 Uneasiness. It was the first sensation he noticed upon waking, and after a moment\u2019s reflection he realized why he felt it &#8211; his nose was filled with a peculiar odor. It seemed familiar, but what was it? He arose from his bed to seek the source. The smell&hellip;<\/p>\n <a href=\"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/?page_id=30\" title=\"Phuramatophobia\" class=\"entry-more-link\"><span>Read More<\/span> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Phuramatophobia<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":16,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"Layout":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["entry","author-me","post-30","page","type-page","status-publish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/30\/revisions\/148"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/johnworsley.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}