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All the Whos down in Whoville turned in for the night; outside was a monster, inside there was fright. The Whos were a respectable family who were in a custody battle for full ownership of the land they had purchased with their neighbors - the Whats.
Whats from Whatville and Who's from Whoville spent each New Years Eve sitting around inculcating their children with hatred for each other.
"All the Whos are lost,
their brains tossed,
and make terrible bost
- on cream pie.
Don't look at a Who,
Nor let any move
Your butt on a bus
Nor jostle your truss.
Who's are happiest
Moving manure, for who
Can move messes, or
Make messes most moving
Than hair-lipped, hard harping Whos"
Then there was the yearly reading from the "Who's Who in Whoville", a time for great booing, hissing, deriding, insulting, slandering - enough to satiate them for the coming year.
