Surprise...
yah didn't expect this, huh? A pad where there wasn't one before? How can this be? Who could possibly devise such an unfeeling ruse, when I am coughing up blood? And a lung, and my nephew's old beanie baby. I'm gonna catch grief for this, I tell you. And chicken soup won't help a Grief. Griefs are the worst. Especially the good ones - they always get what they want, not never askin' none. Huh? what does that mean? Surprise... No meaning where there was some before, but more than you had when you joined. Hey, I haven't signed anything yet, so I'm not officially a member, remember, don't make me dismember you unless you got some kind of problem, mister.
