"Fear of Stuffed Animals"
It was poly-fill. It had to stretch and then snap back slowly. Bug eyes and fake fur on Channel Four, they latched arms and wiggled ears with reckless abandon. Fluffy knew others feared the TV camera but she really flaunted her plush. Sequins and stars had no use back in Hoboken so she tried bigger sew-on eyes , a fluffier tail; that got them. The reporter who interviewed her said she was a big hit with the younger generation and annoyed 85% of adults.
